Conversations We Have #1

Here’s a conversation between my wife and I this morning.
Me: Do you still want to go to the beach today?
CinC HOUSE: Yes, as long as the weather clears up.
Me: If not, we’ll just go to the Safari Park. Either way, I get home at 2:00, so make sure everyone is ready, and we’ll get right on the road.
CinC HOUSE: Yes, sir. *purposely bad mock salute*
Me: You better square away that salute, shipmate.
CinC HOUSE: I am not your shipmate.
Me: Sure you are. We are mates in the ship of marriage. I call it the USS BLISS.
CinC HOUSE: Uggh. *huge eye roll*

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